Woody used a picture of her eating as a brochure for Fat Camp, which depicted her chowing down on a gigantic submarine sandwich, pizza, burgers and a milkshake all at once. She enjoys eating non-stop, having such a huge appetite. In " The Dam Show" and " Daddy Issues", Connie's tried asking out other women on a date, but has been turned down.Ĭonnie is very fat thanks to her overeating habits and she's the fattest character in the main cast. She has been a lesbian ever since being a young girl and became defamed by her parents and the "Jesus Hates Homosexuals Church". In fact, she is mostly set in charge of putting up heavy metallic trees under Woody's orders because Woody is covering up the fact that Brickleberry's vegetation is dying.Ĭonnie is the show's most prominent character dealing with homosexuality. She later became a park ranger for some reason, most likely because being a park ranger requires heavy lifting for foliage and animals and Connie's strength makes her the backbone of the park's lifting responsibilities. She also trained to be a Navy Seal, but because of her love of Thanksgiving dinner, developed a weight problem and dropped out. It's no secret she loves nature, but she's also in constant fear of "disrupting" the balance of the forest. Connie is unusually strong for a woman, which comes in handy when she has to wrestle a bear or drag a downed redwood off the road. The other rangers wonder about her sexuality, but everyone is afraid to ask because she could wrestle them all to the ground and choke the life out of them. She also took steroids while playing in football league and then served some time in the US Marines.Ĭonnie is a lesbian ranger who isn’t the most feminine woman around. In Miss National Park, she claims that as a kid she used to be a pageant queen, until she hit puberty, which made her fat and gave her the deep masculine voice she has today.
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